district assembly programme---oooh i wish

by bigmac 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Nah, it looks like it'll still have to be in two bits, dammit! Ah well, near enough.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    If only they'd be that honest about the talks at the crapvention.

  • Eustace
    Eustace

    The prayers at DCs were always way too long.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    There is some funny shit there, dudes!

    (But a lot more truthful than what they print!)

    Doc

  • happy@last
    happy@last

    Haha, and it's the same material worldwide, ROFL

  • prologos
    prologos

    There could be no boring conventions if the contributors here would be the F&DS/writers/chairpersons.

    I laughed so hard, my one-year old was stunned and wanted to be lifted up to look at the screen to see what was so funny.

    Ingenious.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    closing song on the Sunday and the stupid clapping, I hated that so embarrassing

  • stillin
    stillin

    I would love to be handing those out in the lobby with an "attendant" badge on! Hilarious!

  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    'Your Fine Conduct Shines Like A Beacon In A World Where No One But Jehovah's People Are Any Good'

    I like this one, it could easily be a legit talk title at a DC.

    Imagine printing a heap of these and getting a bunch of men in suits handing them out before a convention. That would ease the pain of an otherwise hellish weekend.

  • grumblecakes
    grumblecakes

    i like the part at the end about standing for announcements. its always irretated the f*%k out of me.

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