by kurtbethel 54 Replies latest jw friends
It snows suspicious people around here this time of year, who walk around while Canadian. There ought to be a law.
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/2012/08/canadian-man-arrested-for-exposing.html
Key Largo - A Canadian man was arrested late Thursday for exposing and fondling himself in front of two young girls.
Sometimes Canadians get their flashlights out to search for the mysterious and totally fictional beast... (the moose.... shhh... we are not to speak of this aloud, as the beast is purely mythical... even though some Canadians are intent on proving otherwise, thinking that they find tracks, and their photoshopped pictures and such. Just speaking that forbidden word will bring all manner of fanatical moose hunters out of the woodwork). These Canadians might have followed their fictional 'signs' down to... well, wherever that article points toward.
Shh.
Peace,
tammy
Not all Canadians go back home in the Spring.
Maybe that's why our snakes are getting so big.
No wonder they are using flashlights at night!
Here in canada, we could prolly get 100 pairs of cowboy boots out of that snakes hide.
S
They're eating everything in sight. Seriously. Not the Canucks. The snakes.
Damn them! Breaking the law!...
As a Manitoba woman and her family discovered, bringing a Kinder Surprise egg across the U.S. border could result in a $300 fine.
By: Debra Black Staff Reporter, Published on Wed Jan 12 2011Linda Bird couldn’t believe it when agents from the U.S. Border patrol at the crossing between Manitoba and Minnesota told her she had illegal contraband in her car – and that she faced the possibility of a $300 fine.
The unlawful property in question: a Kinder Surprise egg she had bought as a gift.
Bird, a 48-year-old social-work student at the University of Manitoba, and her two sons, were caught up in a random search at the border.
The family was driving to Ontario to visit her two daughters and going through the United States, which is a shorter drive, Bird said.
The incident happened in early December. The family was asked for identification and then told to get out of the car and wait inside the U.S. Border patrol offices.
After 20 minutes, the U.S. officers came back and showed Bird what they’d found: the Kinder Surprise egg. The egg is forbidden because the toy inside might be a choking hazard.
“They told us it was prohibited,” she said in an interview with the Star. Then they handed her a list of prohibited items that are not allowed in the United States which she took, escaping with just a warning.
“We kind of thought of it as more of a nuisance. We left. I didn’t think anything more about it.”
That is until last week when she got a seven-page letter from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Agency. The letter asked her if she wanted the egg back or if she was going to abandon any rights to it.
“I was in disbelief,” she said. “It’s a two-dollar egg. Why make a big fuss over it? Just throw it in the garbage.”
If she doesn’t sign the letter, let U.S. Customs and Border officials know whether she wants the egg, and return it within five business days, she also could be liable for $250 in storage costs for the egg in the event of a legal challenge.
“I think it’s ridiculous,” she said of the time, money and energy spent on the case. “It’s unbelievable to do this – to send a seven-page letter over a Kinder Surprise egg.”
sammylee: its not just the pythons in the everglades that swallow anything, babies too, we thought you knew.
it also cuts both ways. the crazy cunacks will confiscate guns, that you at a gunshow bought, and brought across statelines with no trouble, figure.
I know...slap me silly ....a gun...an egg...a gun...an egg....sammieswife
Sammie
Guns are a right and necessity. Chocolate eggs aren't, doncha know.
S
Canadians had no problem smuggling booze down here during the Prohibition. These days they run the Quebec Gold for a hefty profit.
Just sayin.
