http://communities.msn.com/JehovahsChristianWitnesses/memberlist.msnw
You have to apply for membership and they accepted mine!!
Here's a excerpt from the site...
A wee bit of humor
Subject: Are they in your Hall too?
Every congregation has them:
THE STORYTELLER: That publisher you just can't get away from.
THE GREETER: The publisher who makes it their goal to say "Hi, how ya
doin'?" to every person in the Hall.
THE LOVER: That sister who hugs and kisses everyone.
THE Lil' RACER: That young boy who's always sitting in a chair for
running.
THE EVACUATORS: Those publishers who race to the door after the
meetings.
PAVAROTTI: That singing publisher behind you who convinces you that
you're mute.
THE "6TH MAN": The publisher who's always giving impromptu talks.
THE ESCAPEE: The publisher who runs away when being given a talk
assignment slip.
THE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS: Those families who always sit in the exact
same seats.
RIP VAN WINKLE: That older brother who wakes up for the closing song
and prayer.
THE WHIPLASH KIDS: Those sleeping kids whose heads spring up and down
with violent jerks.
THE RAMBLER: You can count on him going overtime on his talk.
THE ADJUSTER: The speaker who always has to adjust his own mic for
himself.
THE HIGHLIGHTERS: Those sisters who use 5 different colored markers
underline their Watchtowers.
THE UNDERLINERS: Those publishers who underline every word of every
paragraph of their Watchtowers.
THE FRESHEN-UPS: Those sisters who spend most of their time in the
Ladies Room.
THE WEAK KIDNEY KIDS: Those kids who camp out in the bathroom.
THE ASSIGNER: The Elder who's always busy assigning jobs to
ministerial servants before and after meetings.
THE MEMO MAN: The Elder who always has papers to hand out.
THE PHANTOM: The missing brother who always seems to have a "duty".
THE SATURDAY MORNING PREACHER: The brother conducting the meeting for
field service who talks for an hour.
MISS DAISY: That unsatisfied sister that you drive around in service
that always has a personal request.
THE MEDITATORS: The publishers who prefer to listen to the meetings
and meditate with their eyes closed.
THE AMISH: Publishers who don't use mics...they just speak right out.
THE SCREAMERS: Those kids who want to be heard.
THE OBLIVIOUS ONES: Those sisters who no one hears because she holds
the mic on her lap while she's talking.
THE KNUCKLEBALLER: That publisher who throws curve balls to the
conductor by his wacko comments.
THE ABC'ers: Those publishers who without fail answer the B and C
questions too.
THE MAGICIAN: The conductor who wants you to read his mind for the
answer.
School Conductors
THE TERMINATOR: He gives all "W"s, especially to his wife.
THE CLOCK MAN: He has every publisher in the hall working on "36C"
(timing).
THE UTOPIAN DREAMER: He gives only "G"s because "they deserved it".
THE ENCORE GIVER: He gives an encore presentation of the information
after every talk.
THE FORGETTER: The one who always has to go back to his seat to get
the student's slip.
But seriously, we all have those in our congregations who we can see some faults in,
and likely they in us, but as Danny's post illustrated we all have our good points
too, and those are what Jehovah sees in us and we do well to imitate Him in doing
that. Never be critical of our brothers and sisters, we are all precious in God's sight (exept an occasional joke, of course).