There are witnesses knocking my door right now

by not bitter 8 Replies latest watchtower child-abuse

  • not bitter
    not bitter

    They know I'm here and have just knocked a 2nd time but I'm in my pyjamas and its Saturday morning so I'm not answering

  • not bitter
    not bitter

    Now I wished I'd got dressed earlier.


    Go on you could pop out for a moment and scare them away.

  • not bitter
    not bitter

    They are still stood there. Obviously getting in their time

  • not bitter
    not bitter

    I'm too chicken. They've gone now. I wish I was brave

  • alanv

    Probably best advice for any ex witness, is to have something prepared before they get to your door. Something maybe you feel strongly about, and know they have no proper answer to. Oh and keep your dressing gown handy. lol

  • rebel8

    For next time, be prepared.

    1. Insert vampire fangs from Halloween store.
    2. Put a few drops of fake blood from Halloween store at the corners of your mouth.
    3. Answer the door with a smile and invite them in for a drink.

    No courage needed.

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    strip down and answer the door naked, they don't usually hang around long if you do that

  • just Ron
    just Ron


    just Ron

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