Found this.. it's really funny. Some good ideas for those of you that want to get rid of them. Not so good if you're a fader and still have to knock on a few doors...
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/jehovahs-dilemma.php
What to do when JWs come knocking
by tornapart 8 Replies latest social humour
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dazed but not confused
I love this one the most...
Open the door, and stand on one leg, with your hands pressed against the side of your face. Offer no explanation for this. When you get bored, fall forward out the door onto them.
#Trustfall
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dazed but not confused
Or tell them... "No thanks, We're all stocked up on crazy beliefs here"
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Barrold Bonds
Something Awful is also where the ASL masturbation video meme came from.
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LongHairGal
TORNAPART:
I have zero interest in them at this point. My anger faded and is now indifference for the most part because I am a long-time fader.
I would just simply say "I'm not interested" and close the door.
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MrFreeze
I used to visit Something Awful all the time. I don't get on it much anymore. I do remember reading this article years ago. Some hilarious ideas. I think of how I would react to any of those scenarios and I laugh.
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Phizzy
I am a "Do Not Call" with the whispered "Apostate" warning to any who even think about it, so don't get troubled. Suits me, life is too short for me to put in the effort to be polite to them.
Yup, they can go sell crazy somewhere else, me and Mrs Phizzy are well stocked up with crazy.
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Aunt Fancy
The CO was recently in our area and they came several times during that week because we are newly faders but we never answered our door, now we know how others felt when we knocked on their door!
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Xanthippe
Yup, they can go sell crazy somewhere else, me and Mrs Phizzy are well stocked up with crazy.
LOL Phizzy!