Memorial spoof: You have to see this!

l p

if this link doesnt work go to youtube and type in 'the lawds evenin meal' and just have a look for it

its bloody hilarious

lp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TfwZX4B5Y

Sobeit

On a cold, dismal day, this was just what I needed.

blondie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TfwZX4B5Y

puffthedragon

During the prayer, "And we help newly interested ones to draw close to you and your word, the watchtower."

Wow! This is comedic and so realistic at the same time. I live in a different country and this is EXACTLY how dubs behave before and during the memorial.
-The graphic images of Jesus bleeding out on some past memorial invitations, and the invitation bombing in the days prior.
-The cold, emotionless, fake smiling and sparse conversation they regard as socialization prior to and after meetings.
-People opening their eyes during prayers, some reaching for gum.
-The itemizing of new potential recruits: "Oh meet my study." "My study this, my study that."
-The droning monotone of the 'kingdom songs' with some over-zealous voices being heard over the monotony.
-Gossiping about the partakers, crazy or not.
-The marketing strategy of keep on telling you how 'important' this event is:" The most important night...blah blah.", but that most of those in attendance won't partake. Setting up a special little club, a caste system, a segregated clique. You vs them.