the end of this system

by rnovello 13 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • artful
    artful

    For a good laugh on this topic check out the outline for the talk to be given in all congs the week after the Memorial. It can be found at:
    http://observer.org

    The title is 'Keep in Mind the "Fear Inspiring Day"!'
    Of particular amusement is the "Note to the speaker" which reads:

    "The purpose of this talk is to build up a sense of urgency in the brothers. Be sure to prepare well and to present the material with enthusiasm."
    In other words "Although we have all but given up on our date theories, we need to try to scare the dubs into submission with the 'Composite Sign'. So, when you give this talk, act like you REALLY BELIEVE IT!"

    enjoy,
    artful

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    As soon as the boys in Brooklyn find someone who is willing to run his arm up the ass of the jehovah sock puppet, it will speak to them again.

    - Nathan Natas, UADNA
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    The speaker said:

    "The purpose of this talk is to build up a sense of urgency in the brothers. Be sure to prepare well and to present the material with enthusiasm."
    This eeeh...."urgency", been going on for about a century now. Ahem...now, if I met this guy I would have to say:

    "Buddy, if you've felt this "urgency" for this long...there is a ways to rectify that situation".

    D8TA

  • hoo
    hoo

    BINGO!!

    Hoo of Malaysia

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