is this humor or is it sad?

by stillin 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stillin

    a forwarded e-mail from a faithful sister:

    New Classes for Jehovah's Witnesses Registration must be completed by January 1, 2013 NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes must be limited to 8 participants maximum Class 1 What To Donate to the Driver Of The Service Group ---- How much gas can $2 really buy? --- Step by Step with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Kingdom Hall Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible ToUseThe Bathroomin Only 5 Minutes byUsing The Technique Of Not Talking? --- Group Practice Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between Brief Comments and Long Winded 'Look-At-Me-I'm-Teaching-The-Congregation' Commentaries Examples on Video Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 6 Learning How To Solve Problems --- Starting With Looking In Your Own Bible and Publications! (You DO have the same publications as the elders) Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 7 Life After Local Needs Parts --- Are the Elders really talking to you? Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 8 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between a Headache & Realizing It's Actually Your Conscience disturbing You Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined ................................................................................................................. Upon completion of any of the above courses , diplomas will be issued to the survivors. I'm glad rthat some of the "faithful" can still get a laugh out of the burocraratic crap that is sertved by the borg
  • mrsjones5

    A sad attempt at self-deprecating humor?

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    Class # 1 I thought was one I could relate to, as someone who often had to pick up ppl for meetings and field service yet rarely got any compensation for it.

  • cobaltcupcake

    It's both sad and funny.

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Sad and condescending in a funny way.

  • NVR2L8

    The worst self-deprecating comment I ever heard was from this sister who was bragging tha she soon would be a cow...Circuit Overseer's Wife...everyone found that very funny!

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