Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster 30 Replies latest jw experiences

  • tiki
    tiki

    dammmmmmmmmmmmm outlaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • tiki
    tiki

    wasn't there one of those stories years ago about some poor starving pioneers or missionaries in some remote place - just hanging on by a thread so hungry and some turnip truck went and flipped over and they got to gather all the turnips and ate them and lived happily everafter?

  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    Sabastious:

    "Chain of Command" is one of my favorites! How did you know?

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    That pioneer turnip story sounds oddly familiar.

  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    yep,I've heard it too.

  • St George of England
    St George of England
    they got to gather all the turnips and ate them and lived happily everafter?

    ... and no one ever got WIND of what happened!!??

    George

  • tiki
    tiki

    hahhaha bet they did..........savory wafts of spiritual evanesence and all that bleep..........................:)

  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    Oh yeah, now I remember his second favorite was:

    “If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?”

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Oh yeah, now I remember his second favorite was:

    “If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?”

    Uh... 'scuse me ... * Heaven raises hand * Smiley Raising Hand ... Yeah, um, what if I can't jump that high? Do I gets to leave? Ok, thx, bye.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Anyone who starts a sentence with "If'n" has already lost all credibility.

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