Why did Helen Kellers dog commit suicide???

Waygooder64

You would too if if your name was "Mmpmpfowscfmph" I love that one.....
blindfool

How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Reading the waffle iron!
funkyderek

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
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"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." -Robert A. Heinlein
slipnslidemaster

Why was Helen Kellers leg yellow?
Because her dog was blind too.
Slipnslidemaster: "Easter so longed for is gone in a day."
- James Howell
Sky

Derek, you're gonna get SPANKED for that one!
Kisses!
Sky
Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey
funkyderek

Derek, you're gonna get SPANKED for that one!
I deserve a good spanking! I've been really bad!
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"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." -Robert A. Heinlein
slipnslidemaster

How did Helen Keller go insane?
Try to read a stucco wall.
Slipnslidemaster: "Easter so longed for is gone in a day."
- James Howell
Waygooder64

Stucco wall!! LOLOL that is great!!!!