Monkey, when I have time, I'll PM you about it...
Meantime, I'm going out to play in some autumn leaves!!
MITT ROMNEY'S TAX PLAN EXPLAINED HERE!!!! :D
by shamus100 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Theocratic Sedition
not that dragon lady, the jumping tax plan explanation!
by the way, what are you doing later, I'm having roasted knight for dinner.
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ziddina
Mmmm...
Got a decent shell-cracker???
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ziddina
Oh, SHYTE!!!
Boy, is my face red....
Sorry, Theocratic Sedition... I didn't bother to click on the "tax plan" link until just now....
That is FUNN - EEEEEEE!!!
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darth frosty
Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can't Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked To
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HEMPSTEAD, NY-Highly emotional in the wake of last night's town-hall-style debate, a tearful Mitt Romney called a press conference this morning to "come clean" about having a rare, little-understood disease known as Shuttlesworth Syndrome, a condition that prevents its victims from sitting quietly on stools anytime they are repeatedly told to do so. "As a sufferer of this rare disorder, being told to sit down and shut up-particularly when a stool is involved-only provokes in my central nervous system a violent overreaction that forces me to behave in the exact opposite manner," Romney told reporters, his voice cracking with emotion as he revealed his secret to the world. "Without meaning to, I reflexively stand up, stride forward, and continue trying to speak-doing so even, and especially, when one or more people are instructing me to stop talking immediately and go back to my stool. It is a truly debilitating condition that I have battled all my life." Romney said additional symptoms of the syndrome include an inability to maintain a convincing human smile, inexplicable reversals of previously stated policy positions, and an impaired ability to chuckle without sounding like a deranged maniac.
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biblecheck
Romney in 1956 as a moron missionary
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glenster
I see this goes in the section on beliefs.
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rather be in hades
so back then they could have stripped ties? and that sure doesn''t seem like a black suit to me...wtf?
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ÁrbolesdeArabia
ziddinia are those maple leaves? I love trees, we don't have the decidious trees with the extreme color changes Fall brings with her. The Fall is when my Yemenese Etrogg Citrons are growing fast, not as large as this one. During the "Festival Of Boothes" I can get up to $25-$50 for a very large Yemen Etrogg Citron, they are rare in the United States. The Jews find this dry pulp fruit to bring them good luck and make candied rhine.
