by Englishman 34 Replies latest jw friends
Farkel's post gave me an idea - we need "disfellowshipping offense" trading cards!
Collect them ALL!
"I'll bive you two oral sex for a blasphemy..."
Does mocking the sock puppet Oracle of Brooklyn count?
- Nathan Natas, UADNA
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)
Im inactive, so I could get Dfed. So here goes, I've been drunk to many times to count, I've been high, I post on here, chat in the chatroom with all you Dfed folks. The other day at a place where I work the guys there wanted to prey for my wife, (she had to go to the doctor) so I joined hands with them and they preyed, do that many times you will get the boot by the brothers, bought my kids birthday gifts. And there was this goat, Shit was that out loud! Hey wait a minute, all these things I just confessed, Englishman are you an undercover elder?
Too many to count because everytime I read apostate literature that would be an offense. Right?
I've never committed adultery or smoked (quit 5 yrs before dunking ), and I haven't had a drink (quit 3 yrs before dunking), I don't vote (never have in my life), haven't had the urge to drink blood, no gambling (to cheap), I don't make a practice of lying (I have a conscience ), I curse once in a while but I don't have the habit. Mostly apostate related offenses. I think that's enough to get the noose around my neck.
Crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
'Black pudding' is a British delicacy made of pig fat, blood and seasoning. I used to eat it don't know if I want to now.
Before I DA'd myself, I did nothing wrong except to quit going to meetings. After that, I smoke occasionally, and started researching the WTS. Oh NO!
TR- UADNA
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
--Robert Frost, 1935
eman....
to answer the question....
i haven't kept an accounting
my question to you....
where do you come up with such great "topics for conversation" ?
everyone is so good.....
do you think of these great topics whilst downing a few pints with the dubs at the pub maybe?
inquiring minds, need to know...
-Zev
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Not that many really although I did try a cigar for the first time last week ... I can blow smoke rings - cool or what!
I know of elders who have committed DF offenses but are still elders. It's not what you do but who you are and who knows about it!
My DFing offences would be:
Celebrating xmas
Celebrating birthdays
Celebrating mothers day
Celebrating fathers day
Celebrating valentines day
Reading "apostate" (for that read "factual and accurate") literature
Socialising with "disorderly" and "disfellowshipped" individuals.
oh and one small minor thing - Taking my husband to court to prevent him bringing up our daughter as a JW.
Why hasn't anyone disfellowshipped me yet?
Nowfree
Simon, I love cigars. Try Swisher Sweets Outlaws with rum, man they are good!
: How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?
All of them.
Well Farkle stole what I was going to say but I think I have some he dosen't have on his list.....I have never given an animal a blood transfusion, or smuggled drugs across the border.( I said ACROSS the border)
