Will Jehovah Protect You When Cthulhu Awakes?

by metatron 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    http://whalesinspace.com/2010/04/29/the-bloop-and-cthulhu/

    If he returns, I hope he eats Detroit first.

    metatron

  • cobaltcupcake
    cobaltcupcake

    run

    http://scottleblog.wordpress.com

    The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    It may very well be Chuthulhu. That is simply a title given to this being by ancient civilizations. The ultra-powerful low frequency sound was a communication between the entity and it's creators who dwell inside the hollow Earth. It was simply a bloop to let it's handlers know that nappy time is nearing its completion. When it's rest cycle is complete it will activate and carryout it's pre-programmed purpose, to wipe the human vermin from the face of the Earth preparing it for waves of Inner- Earth dwellers to colonize. The few surviving humans will become slave labor once again, carrying out the very purpose they were created for when the Inner-Earth race first seeded life on the surface.

    Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    No because Cthulhu would have already eaten him.

  • the_raisin
    the_raisin

    Well, maybe not Jehovah, but I'm sure the fat little third grade boy is totally on our side!!!

    (South Park reference, refer to diagram below )

    Cartman and Cthulhu destroying world

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