What was the biggest lie that you have ever told any JWs while you were still a JW? (page 2)

cobaltcupcake

Lied on my FS report every freakin' month for the last few years. I did not want to get a "shepherding visit."

http://scottleblog.wordpress.com

The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses

sseveninches

Lies I've told my parents:

Nothing is troubling me...I am still just as enthused about "the truth" as I have always been.
I no longer masturbate.
I missed my #3 talk because my bus was late.
I'm not leading a double life.
I've never been to the local clothing-optional beach.
I have no secrets I'm hiding from them. (Honestly? Who doesn't have secrets they hide from others?)
I wasn't shocked or troubled when I discovered that the number of anointed is rising.
I only research using the WT library.
I stay up late because I'm studying the bible.
No that wasn't porn you saw on the screen a few seconds ago, that was pictures of people with rashes. I need it for a project I'm doing.
I already closed it because I found what I needed.
I've never seen porn intentionally.
I would never leave "the truth".
Of course I'm proud to be a JW.
Yes I read the magazines...just because you don't see me reading them, doesn't mean I don't.
Yes I talk to others about "the truth" at school. Most of them aren't interested though.
Of course it bothers me if I haven't gone out in field service in a while.
Yes I did do the daily text.
Yes I read the weekly bible reading.
Of course I want to go do your study with you (although sometimes this is true if I desperately want to get out of the sun).
No field service isn't becoming a "routine" for me, I only go out on weekends because that's the only time I can. If I could go out more I would.
I know that I don't know anyone from other states.
I would never marry a "wordly" person.
No I'm not using my bike as an excuse to get out of the house.
I've never watched porn on my phone.
I don't talk to any "wordly" people on the phone unless I have to, especially if it's for school.
Of course I pay attention to the program while in the debit card office during assembly.

Lies I've told others:

I want to become a bethelite.
I want to serve my congregation (as an MS/elder).
I might become a pioneer when I graduate (from college).
I actually do have spiritual goals.
I love pioneering.
I love field service.
I would love to visit bethel again (at the time I didn't know I was lying).
I won't be able to make it for my #3 talk.
Of course I want to go do your study with you.

I made up hours on my field service report. Ever since I became a mom I lied and said I study with my kids the book of bible stories. I never once opened that book and read to eaither one of them... so I am a good mom.

HelpMeBelieve

"Love is not the number 1 quality of Christians!" This ugly idea is starting to spread and cause unjust misery to kind young brothers and sisters.

I started emailing a dub who gave birth do a "hermaphrodite", the child is nine years old and "the friends" are giving him hell. He allows the child to play with "Pretty Ponies", "Barbie Dolls" watch "i-Carly". The short-sighted brothers and sisters are telling him "You have the ability to quash this, make him play with boy toys."

I wish cult members would shut their mouths about areas beyond their expertise. Parents are trying their best to keep their kids decent and that is not enough for brow beating people.

The friends have a track record of various mental illnesses, broken homes, anger, betrayal and socio-economic disfunctionality, out of touch with humanity, need to shut their ugly mouths and keep their ilk to themselves!

clearpoison

To an elder asking baptism question, have you dedicated yourself to Jehovah. I thought what the f that means and answered yes, I kind of thought that was the answer that was expected to proceed.

CP

What was the biggest lie that you have ever told any JWs while you were still a JW?

cobaltcupcake

smmcroberts

sseveninches

loosie

HelpMeBelieve

clearpoison

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