by ofcmad 12 Replies latest jw friends
Oh my gosh.. you guys have come up with some great ones:
Here's one more :
Invitation to a committee meeting:(The front cover will be a hand with a gavel admist some clouds)
You are cordially invited to attend a judicial hearing on ___________ at ___ o'clock. Do not forget to bring your repentance!
RSVP to elder __(name)___ by _________ 2002.
This is a suit and tie event, please no children.
Heres one for NEW pioneers:
You're in the full-time service,
Here's your janitors permit.
Make sure you empty garbage,
And clean up other peoples sh*t.
Judicial Committee ruling:
We heard you had some problems,
Fornication's come to pass.
We'll dispense with the formalities,
And disfellowship your ass!!
Boozy, who definitely has TOO much time on his hands today.
Here's one for Ministerial Servants.
After years of brown-nosing,
you've finally moved up a notch,
It won't be long before eldership
just keep your head in our crotch
We're so glad you became a servant,
Now come hear and kiss our A**
Someday you'll be an elder,
You're gonna have a blast.
_________________
How about for victims of pedophiles
So you say you've been molested
and by one of our own at that.
You know he'll be protected,
that is a governing body fact
