Only Got 12 Months To Live

Hmmm

Well let's see.... a kidney goes for about $30,000 or more, you could give up your corneas for a few grand each. Don't have any figures on the plumbing, but it seems to me you've got the spare change on your person.
Hmmm
Celtic

There ain't half some dumbasses around. Especially that git Naeblis.
bboyneko

Sounds like typical motivational sales mumbo jumbo given by clueless managers to their underpaid staff.
2SYN

So who's forcing you to make the money? The WTBTS? Sounds like something they'd do...
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
ThiChi

I would start my own religion!
Simon

You could rob a bank around the 11 month mark - if you get caught you only had a month to live anyway so what the hell?!