5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
5 conterproductive Pick-Up Lines
by WildTurkey 2 Replies latest social humour
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WildTurkey
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1) I'm no squirrel, but you sure look like one.
2) Fried, Idiot Side Up.
3) Well then you'd better get to the bathroom, 'cause you're looking all romantic!
4) I'm a Dub, I don't practise those holidays.
5) What if the meat resembles a tiny Bratwurst?The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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blindfool
My contribution:
Do you feel the electricity between us?
No? (as you look down exclaim)
Thats because we're not plugged in!!!