Childrens' Rights

by Frenchy 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Frenchy
    Frenchy

    > > My son came home from school one day,
    > > with a smirk upon his face.
    > > He'd decided he was smart enough,
    > > to put me in my place.
    > >
    > > Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
    > > that's taught by Mr. Wright?
    > > It's all about the laws today,
    > > The "Children's Bill of Rights."
    > >
    > > It says I need not clean my room,
    > > don't have to cut my hair.
    > > No one can tell me what to think,
    > > or speak, or what to wear.
    > >
    > > I have freedom from religion,
    > > and regardless what you say,
    > > I don't have to bow my head
    ,> > and I sure don't have to pray.
    > >
    > > I can wear earrings if I want,
    > > and pierce my tongue & nose.
    > > I can read & watch just what I like,
    > > and get tattoos from head to toes.
    > >
    > > And if you ever spank me,
    > > I'll charge you with the crime.
    > > I'll back up all my charges,>
    > with the marks on my behind.
    > >>
    > Don't you ever touch me,
    > > my body's only for my use,
    > > not for your hugs and kisses,
    > > that's just more child abuse.
    > >
    > > Don't preach about your morals,
    > > like your mama did to you.
    > > That's nothing more than mind control,
    > > And it's illegal too!
    > >

    > > Mom, I have these children's rights,
    > > so you can't influence me,
    > > or I'll call Children's Services Division,
    > > better known as C.S.D.
    > >>
    > Of course my first instinct was
    > > to toss him out the door.
    > > But the chance to teach a lesson
    > > made me think a little more
    .> >
    > > I mulled it over carefully,
    > > I couldn't let this go
    .> > A smile crept upon my face,
    > > he's messing with a pro.
    > >
    > > The next day I took him shopping
    > > to the local Good Will store.
    > > I told him, "Pick out all you want,
    > > there's shirts & pants galore."
    > >
    > > I've called and checked with C.S.D.
    ,> > who said they didn't care
    > > if I bought you K-Mart shoes
    > > instead of those Nike Airs.
    > >
    > > And I've canceled that appointment
    > > to take your driver's test
    .> > The C.S.D. is unconcerned
    > > so I'll decide what's best! .
    > >
    > > I said "No time to stop and eat,
    > > or pick up stuff to munch.
    > > And tomorrow you can start to learn
    > > to make your own sack lunch.
    > >
    > > Just save that raging appetite,
    > > and wait 'til dinner time
    .> > We're having liver and onions
    ,> > a favorite dish of mine.
    > >
    > > He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
    > > To watch on my VCR?"
    > > Sorry, but I sold your TV,
    > > for new tires on my car.
    > >
    > > I also rented out your room,
    > > you'll take the couch instead.
    > > The C.S.D. requires> > just a roof above your head.
    > >
    > > Your clothing won't be trendy now,
    > > and I'll choose what we eat.
    > > That allowance that you used to get,
    > > will buy me something neat.
    > >
    > > I'm selling off your jet ski,
    > > dirt-bike & roller blades.
    > > Check out the "Parent's Bill of Rights",
    > > It's in effect today!
    > >
    > > Hey hot shot, are you crying,
    > > and why are you on your knees?
    > > Are you asking God to help you out,
    > > instead of C.S.D.?

    -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey Frenchy,

    As guessing what a teenager would say to this? - "I don't think that's very funny."

    As a parent having survived 3 teenagers - ROTFLMAO - 3 times!!!!!

    waiting

  • larc
    larc

    I know two jokes that younger people don't like, but older people do.

    It has been proven that mental illness is inherited. Children give it to their parents.

    A priest, rabbi, and minister were discussing when life began. The priest maintained that life began at conception. The minister said, "No, no you've got it wrong. Life begins at birth." The rabbi answered, "No, no you've both got it wrong. Life begins when the kids move out and the dog dies."

  • waiting
    waiting

    You've never seen a true look of disgust until you tell your teenage son how it was in your time.

    waiting

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