Conclusive evidence of a Grand Designer

by sizemik 8 Replies latest social humour

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Some of you have no doubt seen this before . . .

    Interestingly, Ray Comfort is an ex-pat Kiwi LOL. I used to see him here in Christchurch NZ . . . speakers corner in Cathedral Square, on top of a step ladder preaching to the masses. It was around late 70's early 80's. I held a Bible study with one of his protege's back in the early 80's. It only lasted a few weeks . . . till Ray found out. Apparently JW's were sent by the devil according to Ray . . . earthly, demonic etc. Who knows, maybe he got that bit right? Anyway, my Bible student dodged a bullet I s'pose . . . he ran a mile after Ray put him straight

    And now he spreads the word among you North American heathens LOL.

    Anyways . . . here's ol' Ray's special brand of woo. Has a slight JW ring to it.

    It's good for a laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    Its not just the hand it fits...

  • ilikecheese
    ilikecheese

    That was almost gay porn. They should have both eaten the banana at the end for the full effect.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    The fruit he holds is the product of thousands of years of selective propagation by MAN.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    So ... what's a cactus for?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Well that's it. I'm going out to buy a bible this instant.

  • cofty
    cofty

    Who deisgned coconuts - "satan" (in Claeb's mum's creepy voice)

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    SACO -

    Any fool could guess that the cactus is designed by thecreator to teach us not to try pleasuring ourselves by pushing things into our little pink botties.

    HB

  • glenster
    glenster

    I recommend progressive/reform for Abrahamic. Ray sounds like he's at the other end of the scale:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Comfort

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