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by snowbird 80 Replies latest jw friends

  • Glander
    Glander

    monkeytailor (munk-ee-tay-lor)

    :An old profession specializing in the making of clothes for monkeys, especially chimps, with their big, red. protruding buttocks. Demand has increased as chimps are used more and more in entertainment and commercials. They go through a lot of garments because of constant anal leakage and lack of bladder control.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Luvmizsylvie

    I know It's not a real word and I cheated

    shame on you for taxin' my brain , gone to take a headache powder

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL @ Gregor and Wuz.

  • tec
    tec

    Ostentatious

    Presentation

    :)

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Ah don' yoozly joiwn 'n on dese heah tipes 'o jocularities, Miz Sylvie, deah (piece t'ya'll, chile!) 'cuz ah aint's no kin'a smaht wit wurds wut gots mo'n fo' fi' leddas in 'em, but ah duz wants ya'll to hav sum fun on dis heah bo'd 'n so mebbe I cud say sumpin' lak:

    "Miz Sylvie, Miz Sylvie, how grate 'n wunnerful ya'll's deah snowburdness be! Ya'llz kin' luv lit up dis heah b'od, sumtimes, sho' do... fum tred t' tred! 'N so, ahm besprinkling dis heah tred wit kisses 'o sistuhly luv fo' ya'll 'n sayin' welkum bak, chile, ya'll sho' wuz sorly mist... 'n hits gud t'see ya'll 'n t'no ya'lls thrivin' out deah!"

    Piece, chile!

    Yo sirvint, sistuh, 'n a slav o'de Lawd...

    Shebbie

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Thx, Tammy.

    Thx, Shelby.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    FUNDAMENTALS

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    Thanks, Heaven.

  • tec
    tec

    I love it when you do that Shelby :)

    I have to read it very VERY slowly, lol... but I can hear it very clearly.

    ((((Syl and Shel))))

    Peace,

    tammy

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    For real, Tammy.

    She makes me cry every time.

    All the elders who talked that way have gone to join The Ancestors.

    I miss them something powerful.

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