Putting the final touches on a floor job this morning, I was pleased with the Bona shine on the dark hardwood floor.
I went out onto the deck to water some potted plants (I'm sloppy). Wisely, I took off my shoes upon reentry. Ready to leave, I realized my sun glasses were on the deck table. So I put my shoes back on. I went out to fetch them and, upon returning to the house, I wiped my feet well, so I thought, and ... TRACKED THE FLOOR WITH MY WAFFLE STOMPERS!
On my hands and knees, I took a damp towel to the telltale imprints and sobbed ...