Jesus ALSO a great "Magican" like Chris Angel and Sparlock??? Define MAGIC?

by Witness 007 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Define MAGIC = "The production of an effect through use of incantation {prayer} that cause human control of the Supernatural agencies or the Forces of nature..."

    Sounds alot like Jesus time on earth to me....can we really say as the mom in the video to Caleb does that "Only Satan likes magic" when Jesus was known after a prayer to turn water into wine....TAAAA DAAA!!!!!! or afew loaves and fishes into baskets full of food TAAA DAAAAAA!!!!! ....I think the baskets had false bottoms and the wine was just the old switch a roo!!!!

    BY THE VERY DEFINITION Jesus used MAGIC!

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Don't forget that staff / wand of Moses

    He stretched that thing out and parted the red sea wit it

    struck a rock and brought forth water, and that's after

    the other ten tricks he did in Egypt

    Sparlock can't compete wit that , Calebs mom may as well

    thrown the bible out and kept sparlock a powerless toy

  • darthfader
    darthfader

    Arthur Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    That resurrection thing was also pretty magical.

  • wannabefree
    wannabefree

    Miracles by God or his representative ... Holy Spirit

    Imitations trying to seduce a persons mind to a false god ... magic

    Magic Practicing Priests ... bad

    Childhoold imagination and fantasy ... good

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    You can do magic, you can do anything that you desire

    OR

    Do you believe in magic , in a young girls heart

    Noooooooooooo, Makes Jehovah sad

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    " Imitations trying to seduce a persons mind to a false god "

    Oh yes wannabefree,

    come to think of it, that's exactly what the magicians were tryin' to do in Egypt

    they tried to prove that Jehoavah was not more so than their god

    But, sparlock couldn't convert a magot to a fly ,and yet it's thrown out

    because the WTS thinks this piece of plastic will hurt Jehovah

    This little piece of plastic has the power to make Jehovah sad

    that's like an elephant runnin' from a mouse,

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    "Heaven" said "That ressurection thing was pretty magical." Yeah it was....David Copperfield and Houdini did the same trick....person goes into tomb....after dark body removed from tomb, Switch a Roo.... WOW he must have been raised from the dead!!!! It's true Mary and Sharon spoke to him yesterday...lets write a book about how he lives!!! Sweet!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    There is a reason why Jehovah is afraid of Sparlock. The Almighty Lowlife Scumbag wants the monopoly on all magic, and will not allow anyone else to get it (except his filthy angels). That way, he can use black magic against the whole human race, segments therein, or individuals and they will not be able to fight back. Also, depriving children of innocent fun spoils their lives, teaching them that everything that is fun is evil.

  • mP
    mP

    @witness jesus did rise, not as a human but as the sun. jesus is a story in human form of the greast sun. look at the dates, lang and tell me the gospels are not about the sun and all thast it gives us. the gospels dont care abour real history or peopke, it barely mrntions the apostles outside peter and john. hell they cant even agree on their names.

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