It turns out that this isn't a common occurrence at these things. What gives?
Don't get me wrong, I still had a good time. But I was so looking forward to seeing my first decapitation.
I attended a friend's birthday party, and no one was beheaded!
by keyser soze 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Morbidzbaby
Yeah it's not really a great time until someone loses their noggin. I mean, sure it seems like all fun and games, but when heads roll that's when the REAL fun begins.
Soccer, anyone??
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NomadSoul
Soccer? I guess you never been to a Phillies game.
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NewChapter
A birthday party without a beheading is so anticlimatic. I leave them feeling just a little bit empty.
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Glander
where was this b'day party? Mexico?
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Morbidzbaby
LOL @ Nomad... Nope.
NC I agree... I always leave feeling a bit let down. I mean, cake is great...if there's ice cream, even better... But a beheading? It just brings everything together, I think.
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james_woods
Was there a naked fan dancer?
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LostGeneration
Well at least you can be sure that God really, really, really hates you now!
(Oh, and you made him sad too!)
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keyser soze
Was there a naked fan dancer?
Possibly me, but I'll have to check the video. Some of the night is kind of a blur.
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nugget
I love birthdays and will happily keep attending in the hopes of some exciting entertainment. The problem probably is that because jws generally refuse to attend there is a shortage of annoying people deserving a beheading at the event.