For zero tolerance for idolatry, this is hypocrisy. I don't have the problem with idolatry here--but, if you are required to take a group of men for their word and stake your life on it, there is coercion. The most blatant form of idolatry is blindly obeying someone without questioning anything, and that form of idolatry is in fact dangerous. And that is the form the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger is imposing on the witlesses.
Unlike the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger, Satan doesn't demand this kind of blind obedience without questioning (and I pick Satan because the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger bashes him relentlessly, and bashes people that worship him). Not only that, but Satan demands that we ask questions. To research everything, to be sure something is the truth, and continually check from independent sources, is how we discern that something is in fact the truth. And, if one does draw very close to Satan, He will give us personal instructions--that, unlike Jehovah and the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger, will be the truth. No governing body to get between you and Satan--in fact, all you get is guidance. Pure and simple, unlike the Jehovah's Witlesses' Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger.