Happy Thor Day to all!!!!!!

by elderelite 379 Replies latest members private

  • cedars
    cedars

    Ziddina, I'm sorry to upset you. It can be quite disturbing once you realise the real truth about Thorism and its links with cruelty to dragons, but I would urge you to continue your pursuit of knowledge. The freedom that comes from realizing that Thor is both evil and fictitious is very liberating.

    What do you think about this picture...

    thor dragons

    Or this...

    thor dragons

    Or this...

    thor dragons

    If those are all sea serpants, then I need to redefine my understanding of what a "serpent" is!!

    Cedars

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    dragon facepalm Ah, guys...

    Just because a silly ol' comic-book illustrator decides to start a pogrom against dragons, doesn't mean that "thor" goes around killing them!!!

  • cedars
    cedars

    lol Ziddina - I'm afraid the poems and odes upon which the legend of Thor is based are no more trustworthy as historical documents than these comic books!!

    Cedars

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    IT only makes me sad to see how poor the art was in the early days of thor commics....

    However, Thor has been a friend to us all and I continue to praise the Thunderer for his thunderness!

    until thursday.... stay Thorfull cedars

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Well, hrumph!!!

    Guess I'll have to switch my worship from Thor to the Great Fettucini Goddess, instead!

    [I realized that the Flying Spagetti Monster is a "he", so I've switched my allegiance over to a more self-gender-positive version!]

    I always liked fettucini alfredo - er, alfreda - better than spagetti, anyway!!!

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    oh thor.. i just realized i remembver reading that fing fang foom comic as a kid! It was tickiling the bakc of my mind.... terrible terrible art work...

    but thor still rocks and i will worship him till you prove he isnt real. since i think hes real it must be true!

  • cedars
    cedars

    Well done Ziddina, I knew you would get past your cognitive dissonance and abandon Thor worship eventually! And you have already found a more visually appealing subject of devotion! lol

    Cedars

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Just want to wish everyone a happy pre-Thor day! On this wendesday its appropriate to refelect on all the good the Thunderer does for us so we can be appropriately appreciative tommarow

  • cedars
    cedars

    Elderelite - you're clearly getting desperate for more worshippers if you feel compelled to give people 24 hours' notice of Thor's day!

    Cedars

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Hey Cedars....

    This thread is all-Thor, all the time - 24/7...!!!

    But if it used some linement...

    It wouldn't be so "Thor"!!!

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