For all the newbies.. the Belief-O-Matic...what religion should you be? Test your religious beliefs.

by jemba 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • jemba
    jemba

    I noticed that this thread has been done before by BlackSheep but I loved doing this test and I loved the results I got... Apparently I need to look into Reformed Judaism.

    Jemba

    Sorry firefox wont let me cut n paste but heres the website:

    www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    My results from three years ago didn't rate the Dubs too well.

    1. Secular Humanism (100%)
    2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
    3. Nontheist (83%)
    4. Liberal Quakers (72%)
    5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
    6. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
    7. Neo-Pagan (65%)
    8. Reform Judaism (60%)
    9. Sikhism (48%)
    10. Taoism (47%)
    11. Scientology (46%)
    12. New Age (45%)
    13. New Thought (44%)
    14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
    15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
    16. Baha'i Faith (34%)
    17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
    18. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
    19. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
    20. Eastern Orthodox (32%)
    21. Islam (32%)
    22. Orthodox Judaism (32%)
    23. Roman Catholic (32%)
    24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
    25. Hinduism (20%)
    26. Jainism (18%)
    27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
  • mP
    mP

    Why would anyone join a crack pot religion like the JW, theres no fun and its bullshit and boring. At the very least some of the others make church a community meeting event, meetings are lets face it boring and most people there dont really want to wait but just want to get out of there. JW dont do any good works, so theres no feeling of fuzzy goodness which again means the JW must rate near the bottom.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Apparently, I'm less likely to join the Dubs than to join a group of vegans who eat veggies with faecal contamination and wear funny shoes so they wont squish too many ants. LOL

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    well that was interesting....here's my results

    Your Top 3 Faith Match Profiles Are: 1. Secular Humanism(100%)
    2. Unitarian Universalism(97%)
    3. Nontheist(77%)
    then buddhism (77%) liberal quakers (76%) what are liberal quakers anyway? I'm gonna go find out...does it mean I get to drive a horse and cart...

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Your results are links

    The Liberal Quakers don't look very culty from a quick look.

    http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Oh, so Liberal Quakers believe whatever they like...no horse and cart then...bummer, I kinda liked the idea of that....

    Ha ha black sheep, we scored exactly the same on the Mormon scale...LOL

    JW (19%) & catholic (23%) were my lowest scores...ironic, since I used to be catholic and nearly became a JW....

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Here Jemba...live for you.......goodnight and thanks for the quiz..

    http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    100% Secular Humanist

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    I'm starting to think its rigged...LOL

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