So I was outside today cleaning the inside of my car and up stroll two jw's. They have been around here a LOT the past couple of weeks. I wonder WHY! LOL Anyways I don't know either of these two clowns and they ask how I am and I said not to ask. They laughed and one of them started in about how they were talking to my neighbors about a bible topic. I remained silent and continued to spritz armor all on my dashboard. I listened quietly as they went on about how short the time must be considering world events blah blah blah. I told them I was not interested in hearing any more. The younger guy asked all giddy and weird if I wanted to live in a paradise earth with no evil around. And I told him, "Not if I have to live with a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses." LMAO! I totally stole that from a comedian I saw on tv years ago but you should have seen their faces. They walked away....LOL
Funny Conversation
by TOTH 12 Replies latest jw friends
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ShirleyW
Good one TOTH, but I'm surprised they didn't ask why.
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TOTH
Hmmm maybe it was my look of complete boredom and smirk of disdain? LOL
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Broken Promises
LOL, very funny!
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Chemical Emotions
Yeah, I love that!
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sizemik
LOL . . . I guess day cant argew wiff dat.
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Phizzy
Der, dat conversation stopper ain't in our little prompt book, wots dat called now? " Reasoning's not for Witnesses" I fink.
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wha happened?
What the heck was the younger dub smoking? What an odd follow up question
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usualusername
TOTH
Laughing at your own jokes is sad.
Laughing at a joke you have stolen is worse.
However, for two days in a row you have made a stunning JWN entry. Proud of you.
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TOTH
Thanks UUN!