YEARS ago my mom sold Avon and I bought a necklace from her that had a bull head as the centerpiece. (Looks like the one above) I was first admonished by the overlords to not wear it because it was like walking around with a GOLDEN CALF around my neck. when I kept wearing it my mom was scolded for selling it to me and I was then scolded as well. So, I stopped wearing it. Well, awhile back I FOUND it! it's in gorgeous condition and so I started to wear it again.
I went to Walgreens a few minutes ago to get a couple of packs of Camel 99s and on my way out I ran into Count DRUNKula. My wife's uncle. I didn't speak to him but he started with me by saying that they missed us at the memorial last night. When I told him that Mrs. TOTH was too sick to attend he said that NOTHING could keep him away. Maybe our priorities were messed up. So i told him that he should be thankful for having good health instead of criticizing less fortunate people. I started to walk away and he asked what I had around my neck so I turned to show him. I told him I had it for about thirty years and started wearing it again.
He looked at me all surprised. No doubt still brimming over with memorial zeal. LOL
He said it was a pagan idol. I just walked away and left the old drunk talking. He called me a faggot too. I waved without looking back at him. I expect a call from Mrs. TOTHs dad any minute.
