Happy Memorial everyone!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Falcon 17 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mr. Falcon

  Just think 2,000 years ago Jesus stood on a plank above the Sarlacc Pit. Then he spun around and jumped back up onto the skiff where Peter threw him his lightsaber from Pilate's sail barge. After slaughtering the guards he and the apostles sped away, but not before they turned the main deck gun down at Pilate's barge. Far out man. Far f*cking out.

  

  "Pilate, this is your last chance to free us, or die."

  

  "Yeah okay, Jesus. Throw him in!"

  

  "...John here, in position."

  

  "Peter here. I'm all set...."

  

  "Now!"

  

  "I rebuke thee!"

  "Not this time, Pilate!"

  

  "Keep doing this in rememberance of me."

  this is EXACTLY how I remember it happening.
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  White Dove

  Me, too! Oh, me too! I remember this as if it was yesterday.
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  unshackled

  Haha, well done Senor Falcon. Poor Judas here...flying off in the background. He deserved a better fate than the Sarlacc Pit.

  And Luke, er Jesus, doesn't even make contact with that guard. If it was the Force, why even kick? That Jesus, so showy.

  
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  Mr. Falcon

  unshackled - We need to turn to the scriptures for New Light on this.....

  "Sit at my right hand until I put your enemies under your feet."'
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  undercover

  Heresy! Sacrilege! How dare you!?

  Making light of such a storied and historic event as this? Making light of it by comparing it to some fantasy story full of plot holes and unbelievable characters?

  I mean, seriously....

  What would George Lucas say if he knew you were paradying his Holy Writ?
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  unshackled

  And after Jesus smited the mighty Pilate, he got Leia'd. And he proclaimed "her hairy chewbaca was good!" Years later, he found out she was his sister and cancelled the Memorial. Amen.

  
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  jworld

  happy festus rejectus! The night where 7 million JW's will turn their nose up to Jesus. Poor Jesus, they went from worshipping him to full on rejection.
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  zoiks

  Pilate had a sweet barge. What a waste. And yeah, what about poor Judas? What an unceremonious ending, especially if you believe that he might have been an inside man, according to the gospel bearing his name. Seriously, though...who cares if you're getting digested over a thousand years? You'll die sometime before that, right?

  And Leia in that getup. I sense a disturbance in my pants.
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  SweetBabyCheezits

  There's so much adulterated goodness in this thread.
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  Mr. Falcon

  i heard they pinned the whole thing on Judas, who was gonna kill himself anyway.