How many JWs does it take to ....

by 00DAD 2 Replies latest social humour

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Q: How many JWs does it take to .... figure out the meaning of the word "Generation"?

    A: No one knows. They've had millions of people working on it for about a century and they still haven't figured it out yet!!!!

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV

    Q. How many witnesses does it take for there to be a crime?

    A. 3 witnesses - 1 to commit the crime and 2 to witness it* **

    *unless it's the governing body in which case they are innocent of any crime - please speak to the legal department for clarification

    **any crime committed by a witness would be on an entirely voluntary basis and would not be acting on behalf of the WBTS in any way - even if following our strict instrustions using our procedures in a manor we had taught them from infancy while they were reporting regularly to us

  • kepler
    kepler

    How many JWs does it take to ...

    ...screw in a light bulb?

    ... What does the Watchtower say?

    ... distribute its publications?

    All of them.

    ... write them?

    None of them.

    ... filll up the anointed class?

    Who's counting?

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