And I am trying to talk myself out of doing something shitty.
As you may be aware, my father in law is married to a real piece of shit. She neglects and abuses him and he is sick and elderly and now is addicted to pescription pain medication. YET she continues to lead the cngregation by her "Exemplary Theocratic Behavior" by being a regular pioneer and carting the sisters around to every place they need to go. Loads them up in her van and takes them to meetings, assemblies, conventions, service, the store, doctor appointments, etc etc etc....
She has been very shitty to us and at one point assaulted my poor disabled wife. My wife's dad even agreed that if my wife wanted to press the charge he wouldn't complain. But my wife took mercy on her for HIS sake. Well I was out of town when this happened and my wife said nothing of it until I arrived days later. I was pressing the charges as after days, her arms and legs still bore the bruises. But my wife said that her daddy would be the one to have to bail her out and pay the money so I relented under protest.
Anyway, memorial season is approaching and I will soon be asked to transport my father in law to and from the memorial because the inconsiderate SOW he is married to refuses to take him and bring him home unless she can load the van with many others. Like I said, he is not well and should not be subjected to her nonsensical bullshit. I on the other hand do not feel like I should be forced to take him in order for her to LOOK GOOD in front of the congregation.
My idea is to drop by on memorial day and throw some empty beer cans and maybe a half full bottle of tequila under the seats of her van, then call in to 911 and report a drunk driver behind the wheel of a blue van bearing license number blah blah blah. I think it would be hysterical if she got stopped with a vanload of sisters and studies and to be found to have those open containers in her theocratic van.
I am hoping someone can talk me out of this.