Dont send your kids to church

by StopTheTears 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    But the color and font sizes are so compelling, NC!

    Very true Sweet. It's like some kind of psychedelic, technicolor, form of indoctrination man! It's like---like---DUDE---it's like my brain is painting this beautiful graffiti on the outside of my eyes and like telling me to, to GO TO CHURCH! Look, how it gets bigger, like it's coming right at me, like, like, it's gonna----crash---AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, it's all cool. Was just freakin' out for a sec. HEY---you look like Jesus!

    NC

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Instead of church, plan some real quality time together, even if it's watching cartoons in your pjs, because anything is better than stuffing them in church clothes and beating the living hell out of them for not sitting still and being quiet.

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