Sorry if some of these have been posted before.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why
did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."