I died and went to heaven. I was escorted to this beautiful mansion. As I was settling in, my neighbor came by to welcome me, and wondered what I had done to merit this big mansion. I said, “I am one of Jehovah’s Witnesses”. He said, “well I will be damned. I was a Catholic Priest all of my adult life, and lived strictly by moral standards as set out in the Bible. And I truly did not veer off from any of my vows.” Now how in the hell did you get this big mansion when I only inherited this tiny little house way up on the hill?
Then God intervened and said, “being that Pureheart is the only Jehovah’s Witness that made it up here, I figured she deserved the best that I could offer.
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Pureheart