I killed some Green Beans!

by TimeBandit 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • TimeBandit
    TimeBandit

    Hi folks! I went out tonight and did a little night shooting, then I cleaned my gun and put it back together. I killed a can of Green Giant Green Beans, a jar of beets (I hate beets), and I took out a baking pan! Damn if felt so good!

  • Azazel
    Azazel

    Good for you time bandit

    i saw a tshirt years ago you would probably like it was titled Green Peace and had a large green pistol on it lol

    good shooting hopefully not at us wild Billy Goats?

    Az

  • TimeBandit
    TimeBandit

    good shooting hopefully not at us wild Billy Goats?

    Naw, I don't shoot at goats, only green beans and such...

  • QuestioningEverything
    QuestioningEverything

    RIP green beans, beets and baking pan......

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Starving children in Somalia could have eaten those green beans and beets.

  • N.drew
    N.drew
    Starving children in Somalia could have eaten those green beans and beets.

    But how to get them there?

    Do you know how much turkey is thrown away after Thanksgiving?

    I always cook the bones after. And just that meat that comes off the bones feeds my family of five at least one more meal.

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    I have shot a gun once. It is difficult to handle the backlash. It wasn't fun and my thumb was in the way.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I've killed green beans with my bare hands. That's the kind of tough sonofabitch I am.

  • Glander
    Glander

    I can understand killing the beets but the green beans were innocent.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    I've got a Ruger LC9, great little pistol. I am looking at getting one of the Ruger .45 series.

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    But how to get them there?

    Just put a few tons on a freighter, and the Somali pirates will hijack it.

    To avoid paying a ransom, use an old freighter near EOL, and a Somali crew.

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