I ran across this bit of humor while doing some research--enjoy!
I think the Jehovah's Witness people already have me on their list. A fast story about a Witness encounter. Years ago, when I was married to my first wife, I was trapped on the front porch of the house by a Witness. I am not the kind of guy who would turn the dog on the guy, even though I had a dog who would make lunch out of the guy. We were getting dressed to go to a wedding. I was ready to go and Lorraine was still trying to figure out which truckload of makeup to use on her face. She was not even close to being dressed. I will say, though, that I thought she looked fine in underwear. Well, after about 20 minutes this Witness guy was still bending my ear. At this point Lorraine walks out of the house onto the porch wearing only a black bra and panties and says to me, "We better get out of here before your wife comes home." I think the Witness set his shoes on fire trying to get away from the house in a hurry. This is a true story.
Even though the marriage went in the garbage, I still enjoy the story. The second wife is working out much better, but I don't think she would walk out on the porch in her underwear.
Enjoy your show, Paul Pugliese
Found at http://cartalk.cars.com/Mail/Letters/1999/05.29/7.html