if only the chicken had ran faster...or my great uncle slower...i would not be in this predicament

by oompa 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    1919 im pretty sure...my great grandpa talks to come cole porters...pioneers now for you younger ones....and they talked him into buying a book...so he tells my great uncle edsel to go run down a chicken to give them...sure enough they had an old model t or such with cages on the back for livestock...kid you not....so he catches the damm slow chicken...and i wind up as fourth generation robot...but there will be no more in my family....oompa

    why i share this i have no idea except i told it to a guy here who called me from CA the other day and he is from here and he thought it was funny...and btw he was a true new friend to me...this place is genuine

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    LOL, that gave me a laugh oompa. How's it going?

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Bloody slow chickens - they should be shot and roasted for dinner!

  • designs
    designs

    "The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn"

  • oompa
    oompa

    mickey lets just say this is gong to be a change year beyond belief...i doubt i can keep up but will try...and too funny a sign cantleave....oomps

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    Beyond belief? I hope you're not planning a sex change oompa!

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    He should been breeding them three legged chickens

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.

    Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!

    The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!

    Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"

    The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."

    "That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"

    "Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"

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