A few of my favorite lame excuses:
-- We're cutting the production of the Awake magazine in half...not to save expenses, no, but so it can concentrate more on the Bible!
-- We're cutting food service at assemblies....no not because Sister GoldenCorral snarfed 8 sandwiches at a time without paying, but to "simplify"!
-- We're cutting the Pioneer Assist Others program...not because everyone hated it, but because it was so wildly successful!
-- We're changing the format of the Watchtower magazine to include a "Study edition"...not because we want the harsher "obey us or die" messages to be hidden from the public, no, it's because the public doesn't understand what the word "pioneer" means!