Merry Christmas to you all!

by Retrovirus 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Retrovirus
    Retrovirus

    It's Christmas morning here in Victoria, australia, and as usual I'm the first one awake.

    Hope you all have a wonderful day with family and friends! Enjoy!

  • nugget
    nugget

    Merry Christmas may Santa bring you all you need for a perfect day.

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    We're opening pressies here in NZ . . . and can smell the dinner cooking . . .

    Merry Christmas

  • Roski
    Roski

    You're up early ah...NZ time...

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Don't you just hate it when they are not children any more and then they sleep till ten or later and you think can we get this thing started? Or not. Either way is OK by me.

    Peace for 2012 and on and on and on....

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    You having that problem too N.drew . . .

    It's 11;45 am here in NZ . . . and my three sons are all still asleep!

    I want to see what Santa brought me.

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    Or, as my friend sent me, not wishing to upset the PC brigade:

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on her advice I wish to say the following:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non- addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    Best Regards (without prejudice)

    Name withheld (Privacy Act)

  • N.drew
  • MrMonroe
    MrMonroe

    Presents all open here in Melbourne .... the meeting has just started down the road. I wonder how many times the word "pagan" will be muttered before and after the meeting by the jealous brothers and sisters.

    I also wonder how many will miss the meeting today becase they'd rather be somewhere else ...

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    Yay - Merry Christmas for tomorrow!

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