three good reasons about Jesus

by uncle_onion 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • uncle_onion
    uncle_onion

    There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was.... Black:

    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
    was... Jewish :

    1. He went into His Fathers business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
    sure he was God.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
    ...Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
    was... a
    Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
    was... Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
    Jesus was... a
    woman!

    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
    was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
    men who just
    didn't
    get
    it.
    3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
    was more work for
    Him
    to do.

    Amen!!!
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  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    "But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
    was... Jewish :"

    Jesus was only jewish on his mother's side............

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    ROTFLMAO!
    This was great, u_o.
    j2bf

  • Adonai438
  • ISP
    ISP

    Haha!

    Have you checked what Earl Doherty makes of that though?!

    ISP

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