Would the holy spirit appoint an elder this stupid? Not likely! (page 2)

MrFreeze

He was appointed by the holy spirits: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.

cult classic

He can't read minds but he can and does read hearts

jamiebowers

That's one of the funniest new posts I've ever read! Thank you.

WTWizard

How can God claim to be able to read hearts, yet not know that a person wants to do field circus?

Aussie Oz

evidently Jehovah walks around his courtyard,

fingers in ears,

going LA LA LA LALALALALALALALALA

I don't wanna know! Turn it off, turn it OFF!

sizemik

What Mrs Jones said . . . it's a JW trait.

Their strict heirarchial structure makes those in Authority act like they speak for God to everyone in the "tiers" below them . . . Elders, CO's, DO's Branch, zone O/seers . . . they all do it.

They all think they're God except to the person in the tier above . . . then they treat them like they're God.

Authoritarian one minute . . . sychophant the next.

Welcome to the Forum BTW.

yourmomma

Jehovah is in reality just another word for Governing Body. So he is correct, Jehovah/GB cant read minds, and can only read time slips.

Quandry

If he can't read minds, then why does the WT advocate silent prayers?

At any rate, they continuously put pressure on people to get baptised then from the platform state that it's a personal choice to serve God.

Would the holy spirit appoint an elder this stupid? Not likely!

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