Active JW's Need A New Title From US.... Logic Demands It!

MoneurMallard

Ok, I've reviewed the current labels for the active JW people we all know or may not know...

I like borg, that's the funniest one I've heard yet for the WT society as a collective whole. As individuals I believe you call them soashes? Kind of like the Outsiders? Are there also greasers?

Just kidding... I know it's "soc"..

Anyway, how about we all put our heads together and coin a new term? Something fun for us to do while being "POLITELY RUDE" right back at them?

It doesn't have to be anything vulgar, despite the fact that my suggestion is:

"FUCKHEADS"

Any contribution will be helpful, I'm planning to take your suggestions down to my print shop (I own three in the Orlando Area) and have some professional looking signs made up and erect them at the various congregation halls around town. I may need someone to drive me home from the Orange County Jail (I can afford my own bail) but if any of you are around the Central Florida area, I may call upon you...

Andrew

MoneurMallard

Just to elaborate a bit more... Mottos and catch phrases would be greatly appreciated too. Sort of like Burger King has "Home of the whopper" (which would also apply to the Kingdom Hall too), but we can't use that one, it's copywrited.

nateb

Jehovah's Witnesses- Ignoring reality for over 130 years!

punkofnice

Brickwalls!

THE GLADIATOR

Watchtower - all the news that’s unfit to print.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Probably the best liars in the world.

Taking care of business.

Cheese land

Prophecy revision specialists

Snap, crackle & Pioneer

Happiness is a kingdom hall sign saying exit

Everyone's a fruit and nut case

Your country doesn’t need You

WASSSSSUP!

We always forget you have a choice

We scare because we don’t care

A Watchtower a day stops your work, rest and play....

MoneurMallard

Punkofnice, do I have your permission to copy this and use it on an aluminum sign? I'm planning on printing about 20 or so for the Orlando area Kingdom Halls.

Gladiator, I may want to use your "We scare because we do not care" logo, quite fitting with the Armageddon threat and such. Or possibly the "Happiness is a Kingdom Hall Exit Sign" logo...

My only problem now is that I want to find a stake (no pun intended) that will allow me to erect (pun intended) the sign in a fashion that will be difficult to remove. Something that can be inserted into the ground quickly but will require a cutting wheel to remove the post.

I may need assistance. Does anyone here have experience in mixing concrete? I'm thinking the best method may be to just throw a bag of "Quick-crete" (TM) on the ground break it open, pour a gallon of water on it, and push the sign into it right there at the front doors to the Halls. Did I just capitalize "Halls"? Sorry, meant to say "Walls"

Black Sheep

What you are proposing is fitting the model of the big bad Apostate persecutor the WT describes in it's rags.

You only get a few seconds to get your message in before their minds snap shut. Use them wisely.

skeeter1

JDubs has always worked for me

MoneurMallard

Blacksheep, could you elaborate a bit more on this? What I am planning is quite serious, I am definitely going to use my American right to do exactly what they do to my home and neighbors, only at their establishment. The only illegal part would be the modification of their property by mounting a sign. I went through the garage, checked the batteries in my DeWalt hammer drill (18v lithium ion) and everything is now in order for attaching the metal sign with a bead of gorilla glue or liquid nails (or both) on the backside to the stucco and brick portions of the various Kingdom Halls, along with 4 tapcons in the corners. Good luck removing that without taking out some of the wall it's attached to...

Attention Orange Country Sheriff's Deputies: I will be driving multiple vehicles to attempt this, so please don't put out any BOLOS for just one particular make and model of Italian sports car.

Thank you,

Andrew

rrb2016

The Witchtower Babble and Trick Society

Active JW's Need A New Title From US.... Logic Demands It!

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