This must be a memo from a GB meeting:
They say: Jesus died on a cross We say: He died on a stake
They show: Jesus having long hair We show: Him with short curly hair
They say: December 25th We say: August something
They say: Priests, deacons, pastors We say: Elders and ministerial servants
They say: Beards are losing negative stigma We say: (Nothing, but its wrong anyway!)
They have: Big fancy buildings We say: Small humble buildings
They say: Church We say: Kingdom Halls
They say: Women can teach We say: Nah
They say: Party We say: Christian gathering, and music has to be to a whisper and everyone home by 9.
They say: Music and dancing at weddings is fun We say: Just eat and play Kingdom Melodies
They say: Recreation should be fun We say: Recreation should only allow you to be ready for meetings and service again
They say: Vacation is a break to relax and unwind We say: God-approved vacations are seldom worked territory and conventions
The list never ends! Feel free to add more!
Is it me, or does it seems like instead of following Bible, GB goal is just to make members opposite everyone else?