Do I just have a dirty, filthy, perverted apostate mind...

by serenitynow! 39 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • serenitynow!

    ...or does the picture on page 30 of the December 2011 Awake look like the beginning of a certain act? I mean that sword is at waist level, the shaft is long (:-D) and there is a little round dealy on the end. The male in the submissive position has got his mouth open, the dominant male is looking like "oh yeah, get ready." The Awake is getting naughty! Sorry I'm posting from my phone so I cant put up the pic. It's at

  • dontplaceliterature

    Funniest thing I have seen in weeks. Good eye serenitynow!

    You are a dirty apostate!

    Best Part: It's in the childrens section!

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  • mummatron

    I'm so glad I no longer have access to a personal *cough* hard copy of these. The temptation to doodle with a biro and highlighter pen is just too much!

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  • sabastious

    That's quite the bulbous tip there.


  • DarioKehl

    THIS IS THE STUFF I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT!!! (see my other threads)

    This illustration is, in fact, taken from one of the prophet books, either Daniel or one of the Isaiahs. Except in the book illustration, it's a full-color realistic painting. I'm surprised they REUSED this tacky picture! I remember showing it to friends in the early 2000's and getting a resounding, "O-M-G..."

    Go on and open up the hard cover TMS guidebook--the new one. I'll say it till I'm blue in the face! LOOK. AT. THE. PICTURES. ON. THE. INSIDE. OF. THE. FRONT. AND. BACK. COVER. They're in the same league as the one above! Prove me wrong, please!!! I've been trolling for feedback on this subject and I stand by my affirmation: I am NOT a dirty, filthy minded apostate...the WBTS is making these pics, not me!

  • dontplaceliterature


    I find nothing extraordinary about those pictures. What the heck are you talking about?

  • DarioKehl

    omg are you kidding??? Are you sure you're looking at the right book? I'm gonna have to scan and upload. They're all just as suggestive and obvious as the one on this thread. And the Daniel book is FULL of stuff like this. There is a prankster in the art department. And I'd bet $100 it's a male.

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