Adso, & W.P.
Do I automatically now become one of the annointed ? LOL
smiddy
I`ll play the devils advocate : generation change
by smiddy 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Diest
I here by anoint smiddy, with all the rights and privlidges that it entails. You are now entitled to as many anti-pyscotic drugs as your body can take. You also get to give as many crazy answers during the watchtower study as you would like to give. Once a year you get as much wine, and bad tasting crakers as you can eat. You may also buy a pretty dress because you are now one of the brides of christ.
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smiddy
Diest
That sounds pretty good to me,especially the wine part,but only once a year? I`ll have to work on that one with some more" new light"
Can I choose any colour for the dress ? It doesnt have to be white does it ?
smidddy
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Diest
Depends on how virginal you are....if you are a convert then you lost your Jesus virginity and therefore ineligible for white. Cream will be fine. If you are a born in you can pick white.
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smiddy
Diest
If their are no male/female gender in heaven,why do I need a dress? of any sort?
smiddy
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MrFreeze
no male/female gender then why did the nephilim go after only women? were there any that came down as foxy women to seduce the men?
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Mad Sweeney
There's never a succubus around when you need one!
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smiddy
Hang on Mr Freeze
Fact :1 Men never have a headache
2 Men never fake it
3 Men never go to sleep during it
4 Men enjoy it
5 Men never make excuses not to come to bed
6 Men never say their too tired
7 Men never say the kids might come in/or wake up
8 Men never get tired /or bored with it
9 Men never give up
10 Men are just men
Why oh why would a nephilim want to be a woman !! ?
11 Men are the stronger sex
12 Men procreate
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smiddy
Mad Sweeney
I`d laugh out loud if i understood if I understood succubus ? OMG ! LOL