jw alternate book titles.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    I called into a tip shop today and noticed amongst a pile of books an old jw publication - "Things in which it is impossible for god to lie" (or something like that). Does the title mean that there ARE things in which it is possible for god to lie?

    Anyhow, I chucked the book back on the pile, but my mind starting ticking over as to some possible alternate titles for some jw books from the past.

    So here goes. Thankfully I can only remember a few, but I am sure other posters will come up with some interesting alternatives.

    Things in which it is impossible for god to lie now becomes Things in which it is impossible for jehovahs witnesses to tell the truth.

    The truth that leads to everlasting life. now becomes The untruth that can result in longlasting despair.

    Aid to bible understanding. now becomes Understanding the world's most dangerous fairytale.

    Cheeses. The holey wholly holy one.

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