No sense of humor this Saturday guys? All this phoney stuff pased off as science is hilarious to about 95% of the population. How about a paper like this:
Atheism's Unintended Consequences and Pernicious Effects on Laughter
Abstract:
The successive, rhythmic, spasmodic expiration with open glottis and vibration of the vocal cords, often accompanied by baring of the teeth and facial grimaces is noticably dimished among the small atheist global community numbering less than 5% of the human population. While it may be tempting to some to draw some sort of causal correlation between pompous arogance and the above mentioned diminishment, such extractions and interpolations may not necessarily be warranted in such a reality construct that organically requires omniscience as a social and psycho-centric objectified construct.
Ok, enough humor. How about this whopper that is still taught as fact:(the imaginary geologic column)
Figure 1. The presence or absence of all ten Phanerozoic systems in a 'stack' is not the only issue concerning the reality or otherwise of the geologic column. The column to the left represents the maximum thickness of sedimentary rock attributed to each geologic period (100 miles). (the sum of all field observations). The column to the right represents to the same scale the thickness of sedimentary rock in North Dakota. (where all ten are thought to exist)
Yet the earth's crust is only about 5 to 6 miles deep in the oceans and 16 to 19 miles deep on the continents.
The fact is that the geologic column as presented in textbooks is a hoax. A fugazi.
So-called "index fossils" are constantly being revised because "200 million yr. old" critters are regularly found running around alive and well.
