The Faceless and Oblique Slavedriver
Parodying Theocratic words!
The Jehovah Witless Organization = WTBTS
Asleep! = Awake!
washTowel (capital ‘T’ to glorify Tamuz over and above the GB) = Watchtower
Grovelling Baddies or GrubbyStink Body = Governing Body
Filthful and excreting saliva cl-arse = F&DS
Arse-embly = Assembly (Who put the ass in assembly)
Jar-Hoover = (Jehovah, no blasphemy intended but ‘Jehovah’ is the JW’s ‘brand name’ for God)
Argh-my-giddy-bum = Armageddon
Gammy-zines = Magazines
Dublications = Publications
Borganization = Organization
Eldubs = Elders
CDub Rom = CD Rom
Spindom Hall = Kingdom Hall (I am aware of the amount of ‘spin’ AKA LIES are told there)
Revelation, Climax in your hand! = Masturbatory mickey take of the Revelation book
Questions Young People Ask. Answers that lead to further questions you will be disfellowshipped for if you ask.
Air Men = Amen
While we are on parodying words... Punky... I think these are hilarious magazine parodies too. Lol
Tim - One does one's best!
Unky Punk is the man
My apostate vocab has vastly improved due to him.
I got a new one: spiritually mature - spiritually manure
Washtowel, Bile and Trash Society- do i have the coyroght on this one?