...about funny revenge plots on the JW's?
- dressing up properly, going to a random memorial where the people don't know you, and "partaking of the emblems"
- going to a random kingdom hall where the people don't know you, give a couple "real" JW comments to earn trust / cred., give a third comment that contains the "F" curse in it, then act like nothing happened
- again, going to a random hall where you're unknown, sitting towards the front of the stage for the meeting, quietly walking onto stage while everyone is reading some paragraph or scripture, drop trousers, deposit a #2 on the stage, flee through fire exit.
- attending an assembly or convention and jump into the baptism pool