Sex Test

by butalbee 13 Replies latest social relationships

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  SYN

  Straight A's of course.

  The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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  Pierced Angel

  ababaaaaaa

  do we win a prize? ;-)

  Anne
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  Skeptic

  butalbee, I didn't notice your answers here....hmmmm....maybe we are being set up??? Only kidding.

  From you questions, I can see that my first wife was a straight C student. I have always strived to be a straight A student.

  1. How many times a wk do you get wild and naked?
  a. 10 or more
  b. once or twice
  c. zero(I am a single Jehovahs Witness)

  A

  (question: if you stay wild and naked all the time, are you an A or a B?)

  2. How many times a wk do you pleasure yourself?
  a. constantly
  b. sometimes
  c. never(you read the bible to satisfy yourself)

  A (this is embarrassing if done in public )

  3. Do you want more or less sex in your life?
  a. more(no matter how much you're gettin', it ain't enough)
  b. less(no matter how much you're gettin', it IS too much)
  c. none(you study the AWAKE, and feel totally satisfied)

  AA

  4. How many times a day do you fantasize about sex?
  a. all day
  b. couple times a day
  c. read WT literature when the urge strickens you

  A (cause I am obsessed with WindRider, which actually does cause embarrassment in public, as ummm, people stare at me, if you know what I mean)

  5. How would you rate your sex life?
  a. 7-10 WOW
  b. 3-7 hit or miss
  c. 0-3 "the one minute man"

  AAA, thanks to WindRider

  6. How would you describe your sex life?
  a. hot and frequent
  b. luke warm, but satisfying
  c. what sex life?

  AAA (personal feeling: I feel that after my first wife, who was a zero in the lovemaking dept. that God took pity on me and rewarded me with Windrider, who has made up for the loss and much more)

  7. When you have an orgasm, do you:
  a. scream or moan
  b. scratch or curse
  c. what's an orgasm?

  A in training

  8. Do you know what the butterfly flick is?
  a. foreplay
  b. afterplay
  c. something that was on the National Geographer channel

  No, but I am guessing A

  9. If your lover could not perform, what would you do:
  a. self-gratify yourself as needed
  b. life size blow up doll
  c. that's ok, who needs sex?

  A
  (question: can I do both A and B?)

  10. Favorite position?
  a. likes to make up new ones as we go
  b. whatever fits the mood
  c. only what is approved by the WT

  A & B
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  butalbee

  Okay, I am all A's myself, with the exception of #6 I have to answer C.

  I'll post the results in a day or two.

  Lara